By Spike's Pet

 

The Sunnydale lifestyle questionnaire.

 

 Please answer truthfully, or not at all. If you wish to remain anonymous, skip question 1.

 

1.         Your name?

 

 

2.         Your sex?

1.       Male

2.       Female

3.       Other

 

3.         Age?

 

 

4.         Religion?

 

 

5.         Species?

1.       Human

2.       Vampire

3.       Other, namely:

 

 

6.         Supernatural abilities?

1.                  None

2.                  Magick

3.                  Teleportation

4.                  Vengeance

 

7.         Are you:

1.       dead

2.       alive?

3.       Other?

 

8.         Are you:

1.                  Mortal?

2.                  Immortal?

3.                  Other?

 

9.         Do you believe in vampires?

1.       Yes

2.       No

 

10.       Have you ever met a vampire?

1.       Yes

2.       No

 

11.       Did you survive the encounter?

      1.   Yes. Go to 12.

      2.   No.   Go to 13.

 

12.       Please describe the methods you used to survive the vampire encounter.

Skip questions 13 –

 

13. Are you a vampire?

1.       Yes. Go to 14.

2.   No.   Go to 24

 

14. Date of siring? And age at siring?

 

15. Sire?

 

16. Troupe?

 

17. Status?

            1. Master

            2. Minion

            3. Other

 

18. Amount of sirings?

 

19. Minions at present?

      1.   0

      2.   1-5

      3    .5-30

      4.   other: how many?

 

20. Please state the Max/min amount of minions you had at any given time?

 

22. Estimated victim count?

      1.   Total

      2.   per year

 

23. Do you have a preferred feeding pattern? Will you please describe it, using no more than 100 words?

 

24. Have you ever heard of William the /bloody?

      1.   Yes

      2.   No

      3.   Huh?

 

25. Have you ever heard of Spike?

      1.   Yes

      2.   No

      3.   Huh?

 

26. Have you ever met William the Bloody and/or Spike?

      1.   Yes; continue to 27

      2.   No; continue to 28

      3.   Huh? Never mind.

 

27. What is your relationship to Spike? Circle one or more categories.

      1. Victim,

      2. Sire,

      3. Grandsire,

      4. Minion,

      5. Childe,

      6. Lover,

      7. One night stand,

      8. Co-worker,

      9. Father,

      10. Mother,

      11. Sibling,

      12. Wife

      13. Friend

      14. Enemy

      15. Acquaintance

      16. Employer

      17. Employee

      18. Never heard of him/her

      19. Other

 

28. What is your relationship to Angelus? (1-19)

 

29. What is your relationship to Angel? (1-19)

 

30. What is your relationship to Darla? (1-19)

 

31. What is your relationship to Drusilla? (1-19)

 

32a .What is your relationship to the master? (1-18)

32b. Do you know his (real) name?

32c. His minions?

 

33. What feelings did you experience in your encounter with WthB?

 

34. When was this?

 

35. Do you still think of him? How?

 

36. Has anyone you know ever met or seen WthB? Will you give us their name/telephone number/e-mail address?

 

37. Did you ever experience the following with WthB?

      1.  UST?

      2. Flirting?

      3. Kissing?

      4. Sex? What kind?

      5. On or more of the following: oral and/or anal sex? Who did what to whom?

 

 

Thank you for taking the trouble to fill in this questionnaire!

 

 On your way out, according to preference, you may take with you our complimentary stake, bag of blood (O neg), or slug scented candle.