By Dutchbuffy 

 

School Hard ep.

 

Wed.

 

Dear Diary,

 

It’s been kinda a long time since I’ve written anything.  Stupid Snyder’s been riding my back non-stop.  This time I’m supposed to be organizing the stupid parent teacher night.  Great!  Just one more excuse mom will use to show up.  God, I wish she was more like X’s parents.  They don’t go to any of this stupid school stuff.  Anyway, Principal Hitler has me working with some stupid chick I’ve never even seen at school before.  He said she stabbed some teacher.  I think she’s on drugs or something.  And the worst part is if we don’t do a good job—I get expelled.  Mom will never let me out of the house again.

 

Anyway, tonight I went to the Bronze because I was just sure A. would show.  But no.  Stupid guy.  So I sat there all night waiting for him.  I was so pissed. 

 

I guess it was a good thing I went.  Some drop dead gorgeous english guy comes over while we were all dancing.  I so thought maybe he was gonna ask me to dance which would have been so cool.  Not that I need a boyfriend…but A would be so jealous.  But no tells me there’s a vampire outside.  So of course, my fun ends thanks to the bad guys.  I run out there, stake the stupid thing.  And then the English guys starts clapping for me.  He tells me his name is Spike.  What a dumb name unless you’re a dog.  Oh and as if I don’t have enough crap to worry about. Big surprise – he’s here to kill me.

 

I go and talk to G. about it.  And guess who decides to show up.  Mr. I didn’t know you were gonna be there.  I think he knows S or something cuz he gets all worried.  Then like usual he just disappears.  It’s no big because this S guy can’t be half as bad as the master.  He’s not creepy or gross.  He was kinda hot…but in a eww bad guy way.  Maybe it’s just the accent.

 

 

Thursday

Dear Diary,

 

I don’t even know where to begin.  S. showed up at school during parent teacher night.  He just busted in with a bunch of vamps.  I couldn’t believe it.  The look on Hitler’s face was worth it.  Too bad they didn’t get him.  My luck he’d end up a vampire.  Anyway I had to fight S.  He was really good.  He was as fast as me and way stronger than most vamps.   He fights different too.  Not like the karate stuff most vamps do.  He fights dirty, which is kinda cool.  Only cuz its different, more of a challenge.  I can’t believe my mom saved me.  How embarrassing is that?  I guess it was good though cuz he was gonna hit me with a board.  She hit him from behind with an axe.  He just said something like women and ran out.  I thought for sure my cover was blown.  She didn’t realize what he was or see me fight, I guess.  Maybe I should thank him cuz after all that mom wasn’t even mad about whatever Snyder told her.  I thought for sure I was gonna be grounded forever.  She was all proud I could defend myself.  If she only knew.

 

 

Lie to Me ep

 

Dear Diary,

 

Ford is dead.  I still can’t believe it.  I didn’t even know he was sick.    I’ll have to go back in a couple of days once he’s buried and stake him.  In a way I understand why he did it, but it was so wrong.  All those stupid innocent people waiting to become vampires.  I’m glad they all got out.  I wonder how many figured out that vampires aren’t friendly, noble creatures.  Probably end up having to stake some of them some day.

 

I shouldn’t be surprised what A told me about his past and what he did to Drusilla.  But I am.  I knew he killed people.  What he did to her went beyond that.  No wonder he didn’t want me to know.  But that’s not him.  He has a soul now.

 

I still don’t understand it.  S with that freaky Dru chick?  Doesn’t seem to make sense.  When I got a hold of her she didn’t even struggle.  I was practically holding her up cuz she was so weak.  Seems very strange her with S.  He’s so strong and stuff.  He must have to take care of her.  I mean he must really love her only he doesn’t have a soul so he can’t.  I should ask G.  Can vamps get married?  I should ask A.  Or not cuz he’d probably think I meant him.  Not that that would be a bad thing.  Mrs. I don’t even know his last name.  Do vamps have a last name?  Have to check into that.

 

 

  What’s my Line ep

 

Dear Diary,

 

What a day!!  S. had A and he was using him for some ritual to get his creepy gf stronger.  K and I got there just in time.  A was hurt pretty bad but he’ll be ok.  No more S.  Kinda have mixed emotions about that.  I mean he was a big pain in my ass especially after what he did to A.  It’s probably wrong but I kinda liked fighting him.  He was the only vamp I ever fought that was as good as me.  Well the master was stronger than me but pretty far up on the icky scale.  S wasn’t really any better than me.  I guess we were about equal.  Pretty hot too not that I’d ever admit to it.  Good talker, kinda like me with making sarcastic comments.  I got lucky.  Threw an incense ball thingy at him.  Got him right in the head too.  Then this huge organ fell on him and there was a fire.  So that’s pretty much the end of him.  I’m just glad we got A out of there.  And K went home.  She wasn’t as bad as I thought…but still I don’t think I could of taken another minute of her and Giles together.  So, I guess its back to business as usual here, what ever that means being on the hellmouth and all.

 

Becoming ep  

 

Dear Diary,

 

This has been the worst day of my life.  I knew it was coming…but it was so much worse than I ever imagined.  I had to do it.  I know I did.  It was so hard that I can’t even see to write through all these stupid tears.  A is gone.  I killed him.  He opened the portal thing and I had to do it.  But that isn’t the worst part.  He got his soul back I think.  I mean he must have cuz he looked at me like before and the way he talked.  It didn’t matter cuz the portal was already open.  I wish I could have gone in with him. 

 

Once again I saved the world.  Sure doesn’t seem like there is a point to it.  Not anymore.  I quit.  I don’t know what S was talking about when he said all that stuff.  Didn’t even know what most of it meant except the happy meals with legs.  That is just so gross.  I know that it was good that he decided to help me.  I guess that is something for G to write about.  Slayer and a vampire working together…well, I mean one without a soul. 

 

This is just too hard.  Life is too hard.  I don’t want to be the slayer.  I don’t want to do any of this.  And mom doesn’t want me here.  Maybe I need to just start over.  Leave this hell hole behind.  It’s only full of bad memories anyway.