Sekrit Agent Pig
Author:
Perletwo
Summary: Mr. Gordo fic. He's the littlest Skoobie. He's a pig with a mission.
Spoilers: Angel 5x11, "Damage"
Rating: G
Disclaimers: Joss is God! Mutant Enemy *rocks*! Grr, arrgh! (please don't sue
me, 'k?)
A/N: Propers to Colleen for starting the whole Mr. Gordo thing, go here to see
how: http://www.channelingboards.com/Fanfiction/pig.html
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and to Tara for administratressing the site it's on. Check out the site to see
why. :-)
I
always wanted to fly. Lately Girl and Brown Fur have taken me flying in the
shiny tubes a lot. It's fun, and I love being with my girl, even though I miss
being in my own world.
This time Girl and I are going flying alone, though. And we're not telling any
of Girl's Skoobie friends, or even Brown Fur.
That's 'cause we're on a mission. A sekrit mission. My girl says it's a very
important job, a job only I can do. I'll make you proud, Girl! Then you won't
have to look so sad anymore.
****
We're
going to El Lay to see the first Dark One, but he won't be seeing us. I won't
get to see my other El Lay friends from before either, like the Mousy One or the
Green One or Kween Cee.
We're there!
Oh. Goodness. So many big ones here! Not being seen won't be easy, even for my
Girl.
It takes us a long time, moving slow and careful until she gets us to a door in
a long white hall that smells funny. She opens it and we go into a dark world
with walls. I can't see where we're going, but I
guess my girl can - she takes us straight to the bed. She tucks me in next to
the cold big one in it, kisses my cheek and whispers in my ear.
I will, Girl! Don't worry! I'll take good care of him!
She tilts her head and smiles, holds her hand to her mouth for a minute and then
puts it on the big one's mouth. Then she turns and leaves me there alone, and I
get down to the business of cuddling.
There's an art to it, you know. It's not easy to cuddle a big one that's laying
so still!
It's hard to tell if I'm doing any good when they don't move or breathe. But
later on the big one's body gets more relaxed and I can feel his face push up in
a smile, so I know he knows I'm here.
****
It
slowly gets lighter in the white world with walls after awhile. The big one in
bed with me seems to feel it and rolls over my way, nose to snout. He opens his
eyes and chuckles.
Hello, Yellow! I've come to take care of you!
He pecks a kiss on my snout and snuggles up, and sleeps again.
This time I can tell he's having sweet dreams.