Spike Sprud could eat no blood,
His girl could eat none either.
And so betwixt the two of them,  
They gave up on dinner and ate each other instead.

Spike be nimble, Spike be quick, Spike dodge that stake pointed at your heart for crying out loud!

Rub-a-dub-dub, three vamps in a tub, 
And who do you think they be?
The Angel, the prostitute, the insane seer, 
They better get out because that's holy water!!

What are little Slayers  made of?
Stakes and crosses and holy water. 
That's what little Slayers are made of, not to mention the crazy primeval Slayer with all that stuff on her face.

What are little vamps made of?
Blood and death and evil.
That's what little vamps are made of, not to mention a good dose of sexiness, depending on the vamp, of course.

Author: Slashcat:

Buffy had a little vamp

Its skin was white as snow

And everywhere that Buffy went

That vamp was sure to go even though she didn't appreciate how much he loved her and was still hung up on Angel really, silly girl.

Author: pjcmecowan1:

Georgy Porgy, a little fat guy

Bit the girls and made them cry

But when the sun came up that day 

Vampire Georgy burnt away

(with acknowledgement to Therese)

Author Meg:

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

And sat down beside her

And Faith pulled off the wig, threw away the bowl, yanked out her knife, and gleefully impaled the spider. She walked away while it was still twitching, muttering, "This protection racket has its perks."

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