Welcome to Mr. Gordo's
School For SA Delinquents
Established in 1997, by Mr. Gordo himself, Mr. Gordo's School for SA Delinquents (referred to lovingly by alumni as MGSD) is where naughty stuffed animals (SAs) and action figures (AFs) are sent to learn the value of friendship, love and cuddling. In short, we want every SA and AF to be a valuable member of society, and we will not quit until they are.
SAs are known worldwide for their unwavering devotion to their Boys and Girls. When an SA deviates from acceptable behavior, then it is time for loved ones to intervene. The following are examples of common behaviors needing correction.
Frowning
The first sign of an SA gone bad is a permanent frown. SAs are known for their openly happy demeanor. Any SA who is not happy is a threat to himself and others.
Antisocial Behavior
An SAs entire purpose in "life" is to cuddle and please Big Ones. You can see typical antisocial behavior in the following scene.
See how Anglette pulls away from affection from his Big One? This is just terrible.
Fighting
Our motto here at good old MGSD: "Make love, not war with your fellow SAs and Big Ones."
And we mean it.
Fighting with other SAs is bad enough.
But attacking Big Ones is just intolerable behavior and constitutes the main problem that we have learned to deal with here at MGSD.
Smoking, Alcohol and Drug Addiction
We have a No Tolerance policy on the use and possession of all drugs, including alcohol and nicotine.
Weapons
We also have a No Tolerance policy on the use and possession of weapons.
Care for Your Best Friend
We provide 3 fresh meals per day of top grade, vitamin fortified fluff, comfortable living quarters, and 24 hour medical care. We run a very safe environment, but should something happen at any hour of the day or night to your SA or AF, we have seamstresses and puppet masters on call 24/7/365.
Non-Discrimination Policy
MGSD does not discriminate based on type of SA, age, sex, height, or materials. In fact, we even accept supernatural SAs.
Results
"But does it work?" We hear this question frequently at MGSD. The answer: "Absolutely!" Just take a look at our toughest case.
Notice the cuddle. Heart warming. Just heart warming.
For further information, request a course catalogue.
Screencaps by the wonderful Alanna.
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