Guide to Writing Mr. Gordo
Betas
Eris
Kneel before the
Goddess! Oh, sorry, that's bio not bow down...my mistake, get it right. Gee
where to begin... I'm Eris. I'm a Taurus, and I might just be the beta for
you... if yer of the brave.
What you are willing to beta for:
Pretty much everything. I may not be one hundred percent Proofreader Gal on
punctuation but I can direct you to sound sounding characters. I'm especially
great with Willow, Anya, Dawn and a lot of the tertiaries like Clem, etc. My
specialty is slanguage and I lead panels on how to write it at cons. I'm also
very good at punching up scripts and dialogue.
What ratings you are willing to beta:
Any and all.
Preferences and restrictions of story contents:
Do not care much for crossovers or songfics or Willow abuse. If yer gonna abuse
her, there better be a gooood reason or, uh-uh, not gonna believe yoooou. But
please, feel free to abuse Buffy all you like.
Love - Willow, Xander, Anya, Dawn, Tara, Kennedy, Faith & Giles.
Andrew is growing on me but I have ointment for that.
Detest - Riley & Adam
Indifferent - Everyone else. But hey, we gotta interact with peeps in a
story so stick 'em in there.
Am not a big fan of B/A, B/R or B/S - Hmmm, I see a pattern forming.
Basically I will read anything Willow.
Please no sequels to War & Peace. I do not have time for epic sagas unless
you send it to me in increments.
I do not mind WIPs just make sure you finish or I will pummel you profusely
about the head and neck until you squeal--Oh sorry I get carried way.
Things I have knowledge of that may aid your fic:
Theater, acting, spfx makeup, fine arts, commercial art, animal habits, most
horror movies from the beginning of time up to the mid 90's, obscure TV
references, sci-fi & horror tv shows, FL culture, rural culture, and many
more things I can't remember at this hour of the morning.
I speak English but have access to German speakers.
How to contact me:
Click the link to email me and please make
sure you have a "beta reader" or "Mr. Gordo fic stuff" type
request in the subject line or it's basically spam and will be deleted unopened.
What format you might want to read the fic in:
This will be discussed once we know more about your fic and if we decide to be
your beta.
Personal Info:
I reside in FL and am cranky from the heat. I'm a spfx makeup artist/artist (I
have worked in the fine arts, commercial arts, advertising and spfx fields),
writer (I write everything from manuals to fic to poetry and I also compose
original songs in my spare time) & creative consultant.
My hobbies include studying ancient mysteries, the occult, cryptids, UFO
phenomena, urban legends & superstitions and the paranormal. I like sci-fi,
fantasy, anime and quick witted British comedy. I live for horror, am into music
(all kinds), go to conventions and do cheese. XD Oh, and I taught my cat to say,
'mama.'
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